Body language expert begins to sense that others think he’s a jerk

A man whose job it is to analyze footage of Meghan and Harry for tabloids is beginning to pick up on small, subliminal gestures that could indicate people think he’s a moron.

Body language expert John Lombard viewed footage of his recent encounter with a woman he met at a house party this week and said there were subtle signs she didn’t like him.

“If you look closely at her hand, you might be able to see the middle finger stretched out. Do you see that? That can often be a sign of resentment or disgust,” he said.

He rolled the tape forward and called out, “See – there! See her twist her face, turn back to me, and then spit on the floor next to me. It’s subtle — blink and you’ll miss it — but it could be a sign she thinks what I do for a living is abhorrent.

Lombard said that through years of training and analyzing footage, he was able to spot micro-movements that others often miss. “Zoom in there and you can see her turn around, walk away – sticking out her middle finger again – and then form the word ‘jerker.’ It’s subtle, but it’s there.

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